Miscelanous
Phyllis Diller
DC Coliseum, P1
DC Coliseum, P2
Kings
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Christmas
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IS OSAMA BIN LADEN REALLY CAT STEVENS?
Read the compelling evidence, then decide.....
DRAMATIC NEW UPDATE: On May 1, 2011 the U.S. Government announced that they finally found and killed Osama. But does this put an end to our theory? Not necessarily. Has Cat been seen in public, performed any concerts, or released any new material since then? STAY TUNED.
- Cat turned to Islam and disappeared from public
life in the late 1970s. The world first started hearing
about Osama in the early 1980s.
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Cat recorded a song named "Peace Train". Osama has
launched terrorist attacks using cars, boats, and
airplanes, but generally doesn't use trains.
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Cat sang "Into White" and Osama always wears a white
towel around his head.
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Cat's album "Numbers" includes the song "Banapple
Gas". U.S. intelligence reports have suggested that
the Al Qaeda Terrorist Network was attempting to
develop Banapple Gas for use as a weapon of mass
destruction.
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Cat's first album "Matthew & Son" includes a song
entitled "I'm Gonna Get Me A Gun". Osama at one
time had several Afghani caves full of guns.
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Look at the picture above. Both of them go to the
same barber!
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Cat used to record on the A & M label. Osama is
always talking about Allah and Mohammed.
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Cat recorded a song called "Where Do The Children
Play" and if you've ever noticed, you never see any
children playing in any video footage featuring
Osama.
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Cat's "Teaser & The Firecat" album include, in order,
the popular songs "Tuesday's Dead" and "Morning Has
Broken". On Tuesday, September 11, 2001 Osama "broke"
our morning and killed an otherwise perfectly good
Tuesday.
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Look at the picture above. Both of them order their
turbans from the same bath towel manufacturer in
Hong Kong.
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Cat's 1972 album "Catch Bull At Four" included the hit
"Sitting". For years, Osama has been doing quite a lot
of sitting—usually on his ass on a rock in a cave.
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Cat's first single was the 1971 hit "Wild World" and
since we've known of Osama, the world has, at times,
been pretty wild.
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